The Puerto Rican Pride Parade came through New York this week. Unfortunately, the otherwise joyous events was protested by the Jets.

Two men scaled the 52 story New York Times building this week in order to raise money for malaria. A third climber was supposed to climb for global warming, but pulled out due to the heat wave.

Scientists have figured out a way to clone hair follicles, which will eliminate baldness within five years. Unfortunate side effects include Vin Diesel looking way less awesome.

George W. Bush said this week that he regrets his legacy as a warmonger. No word yet on his legacy as a stupid dumbass.

The ashes of Kurt Cobain disappeared this week. Police are looking first in Courtney Love’s nostrils.