This week, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi called George W Bush’s presidency a “total failure,” joining America.

While everyone was watching the new Batman movie this weekend, it seemingly went unnoticed that “Mama Mia” actually raked in the the seventh highest grossing opening weekend in history for an ABBA themed movie.

John McCain apparently wrote an article for the New York Times as a rebuttal to an article Barack Obama had written, but McCain’s piece was rejected. Most likely because it focused almost solely on the subtleties of shuffleboard and how curious cats can be.

Al Gore laid out a dare to the next president to use only renewable energy within ten years. Both Barack Obama and John McCain responded by saying, “Umm, I’ll take truth.”