Warner Brothers has reported that 85% of the audience for the opening weekend of “Sex and the City: The Movie” was ladies. The other 15%: drunk chicks from Long Island.

Barack Obama clinched the Democratic nomination, prompting Hillary Clinton to finally pull out of the race. And run for president of Puerto Rico.

To cut costs, Coors has begun brewing their beer at the Miller brewery in the Midwest, prompting them to change their slogan to “Tap the Lake Michigan.”

To save money on fuel, American Airlines has decided to ground its 747’s. The planes will not be allowed to watch TV or hang out with their friends.

A court in Scotland has ruled that an ex-convict is no longer allowed to make sexual advances on women any time he is under the influence of alcohol. Or as they call it in Scotland: any time.