Professional racecar driver Danica Patrick crashed her car during a disappointing day at the Indianapolis 500 this past weekend. Forensic experts say the reason for the crash: She has a vagina.

The Blind Person Society of America is filing a class-action suit against the US Treasury, claiming that paper money discriminates against them. Also saying money discriminates against them? Poor people.

An unmanned Japanese train station has been using a cat as its station master, paying it in food rather than money. Japanese transit authorities say the feline’s public service announcements are more intelligible than those of the New York Subway system.

California recently overturned its ban on gay marriage. To reflect this change, the state flag of California will now show a bear and a twink.

The nation of Estonia held its first internet election this week. “This is a proud day for our country,” said the president of the country formerly known as Stonia.